Saturday, January 19, 2008

Onwards another post of randomness!

Okay, since some of you have been asking why I haven't been blogging, there're things that can only be explained through the greatness of simple ECONOMICS!

OPPORTUNITY COST, YOU BITCHES!

Yes, opportunity costs. You have 24 hours a day, within that 24 hours, i must eat, sleep, play, study, etc. Being in JC, obviously the study part hath exponentially increased and being in MJ, that'll be like, another boost to that bloody curve.

Hence, that leaves little time for such a prancy trivial activity which only a trace amount of people read called BLOGGING! As if my life in JC ain't bad enough and tiring enough, you expect me to rant out my entire day of suffering just so you can sit back and laugh my misery like hitler at jews?! That's as good as reliving a nightmare!

PS: The above meant no offence(and is meant to be depicted as what i call light humour) whatsoever, in any case that you do, you're either

a) Extremely stupid
b) Extremely sensitive
c) Extremely insecure of your own identity
d) You want to kill me anyway

Right, so anyways, studied at singpost today with yingling, lixuan, hiuching and yichang. Basically the usual gang minus yichang. Speaking of which, he looks like a total beng with his untrimmed long hair and signs of facial inflammation of a typical one. I almost couldn't recognize him from about 5m away.

First reaction when yingling pointed him out to me:

where? o_o
where o_o
wha o_o
WHO!? O_O

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After the shock and awe factor aside, I'm relieved to say he's still the same old nice push-over nice guy inside (phew). We then proceeded to study and realized that there's economic inefficiency caused by externalities incurred by consumption. (yes, i love quoting from economics these days because it makes me suan ppl at a professional's view point) Apparently, some VCD shops are really desperate for customers that they've lost all rationale in appealing to the consumers.

What they did?

They blasted CNY song remixes cum mods of current pop songs. Basically, music diarrhoea, urgent and random discharge of the bad music from the asses in music industry. Displeasing to the ears, a source of constant annoyance that deters people from entering the shop let alone purchase anything from it. What's more, there're only like 4 tracks and we're forced to listen to it for 7 hours straight. I'd be teetering towards the brink of insanity if not for the glorious invention of MP4 players. I swear, everytime i hear the track change, i'd go

"BURN! BURN SHOP! BURN!"

or

"BURN HIS WHOLE HOUSE! BEAT HIS MOTHER! Click bottom to get joke
http://www.spug.sg/gallery/albums/userpics/11138/burnhouse.jpg

Oh, on an interesting note, i saw the sing-post-phantom (like who didn't >_>) again. It's basically a distraughted female auntie that wears purple, walks into macdonalds and buys a 1 dollar sprite, then proceed to haunt the crowded corridors of singpost. On average she buys 4 cups of sprite. That was last year, but i haven't saw her buy any sprite or wear anything purple because SHE'S WEARING BLUE AND SHE'S NOT DRINKING SPRITE =O

Hence, i can give two conclusions:

Drinking sprite allows one's clothes to turn blue

or

Drinking sprite and wander aimlessly around singpost gives one the ability to change the colour of your clothes! =O